Showing posts with label Mr Darcy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mr Darcy. Show all posts

10/22/2016

If Period Drama Characters had Internet Bios

(I had a LOT of fun writing this post, I hope you like it!) (Also, what say you of my new header?)


DOWNTON ABBEY

@LordGranthamofDowntonAbbey Times are changing. We must move with the times.
@Lady_Cora // American mom // Wife of my darling // Blue eyes // ESFJ // Downton is life //
@Mary_Crawley Don't pay attention to the things I say, unless it's about my inheritance
@Edith002 remember that u r good enough no matter what people say. #shakeitoff #hatersgonnahate
@SybilCrawley Woman's rights, nursing and being passionate about the world. Sign this petition!
@Matthew_Crawley I like cycling. Maybe one day I'll get used to cars.
@THE_DOWAGER_COUNTESS whereisthespacebutton?
@Isobel_thegreat I know where the space button is.
@the_Tom_Branson Irish. I'm a cool dude in a uniform. Let's run away together. #RIPtheTsar.
@Carsonthebutler Tradition is the key to stability. If you have time to lean, you have time to clean.
@Mrs_Hughes I'm the one holding the keys.
@CookingPatmore red hair and purple dress. i need to go and cook.
@John_Bates that controversial guy with a black coat and a cane. #FreeBates
@blondemaidAnna Hopelessly in love with @John_Bates // Do what you love and love what you do. // #FreeBates
@Gwen Future secretary    maybe
@Daisy_190 i cant decide about my bio so i guess this is it??
@BlackThomas #dontfreebates #smokingisgoodforyou #lifesucks
@Sarah_o_Brian Playing tricks on people is fun as long as it doesn't involve bars of soap. #smokingisgood
@William_Mason the piano, @Daisy_190, and the war.


PRIDE AND PREJUDICE

@MrBennet My wife forced me to be online.
@Mamma_Bennet i have 5 single daughters but the oldest is dating a man of large fortune!!!
@Jane_Bennet #blessed to be @CharlesBingley's girlfriend, but that doesn't mean I love anyone any less!
@Lizzy_Bennet Lover of walks, books and good friends. Dislike proud people.
@Marythereader Sesquipedalian //sɛskwɪpɪˈdeɪlɪən// a person who uses long words
@Kitty_Bennet Older than my younger sister.
@Lydiaprincess999LOL Denny is the hottest jk love u too Wickham LOL!!§è! Follow4follow?
@Fitzwilliam_Darcy I often sit in my library.
@CharlesBingley I love my life, parties, birds, London and @Jane_Bennet
@Caroline_B Intelligent modern woman & warning: I will stalk you.
@MrCollinsthejust Honoured to work for @LadytheBough i'm single and ready to mingle.
@Charlotte_Lucas 27 years old and still haven't paid my student loans.
@LadytheBough I am very particular about the way people address me and talk to me. Once I was horrified.
@Ann_theBough
@Georgiana_Darcy "Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without." - Conficius
@Wickhamiscool Hey there. Once I was rich but something happened so now I rely on my looks. Follow4follow. 


SENSE AND SENSIBILITY

@Elinor_Dashwood "There is nothing more uncommon than common sense" - Frank Lloyd Wright
@Mariannethepassionate2 Follow yr heart! Green hills, poetry, music + @Whilloughby_yeah make me burst with joy
@Margaretthecurly3 I'm actually to young for Instagram shhh don't tell Elinor.
@Mama_Dashwood i agree with marianne
@Edward_F Interested in books, Church and kind people. Facing consequences of past mistakes is inevitable.
@Whilloughby_yeah i believe in living the now, seizing the moment, marianne, and love.
@Colonel_Brandon Patience is a virtue; Music is happiness; Love is loyalty.
@JENNINGS_themrs Olives r life! Matchmaker since the crib! Comment if u have any ideas about mysterious Mr F!
@JohnMiddleton I TELL REALLY FUNNY JOKES.
@AdorableLucySteele Engaged to a Ferras! Life is good!
@I_am_Fanny Want nothing but the best for my son and husband. Norland is home.
@JohnDashwood I tried my best.
@Mr_Palmer Shut up.
@Charlotte_Palmer_hi Hi I'm Charlotte call me Lot i have a hilarious husband and i'm preggers and i hate rain and newspapers but not really ha! #lifeisgood #sometimesbad #mostlygood

4/18/2016

Here's a poem I wrote at the age of 12 on the story of Pride and Prejudice.

I am not a poem person. I think it's pretty and I love the flowery whimsical-ness now and then, but to sit down and read it and enjoy it? No. Unless it's Dr Suess-type-poetry, which isn't really poetry, it's just rhymes and rhythms, but I could read Dr Suess books all day. Anyway, in honour of Hamlette's poetry month celebration, here's a comical kind of ditty I wrote on the story of Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, when I was about twelve and my infatuation for the story was blossoming in its early blossoms.

 
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There are many books,
About people who are rich and have nice looks,
Pride and Prejudice is one of them,
with only one or two crooks

Lizzie meets Mr Darcy in a ball,
Looking very sad but tall,
He says he never takes a dance,
He stands silent, never listening to a call

Mrs Bennet loves Mr Bingley, a man she meets,
She lets Mary quote him a story by Keats,
But Mr Bingley is not interested,
He only likes Jane's French pleats!

Then Mr Collins comes, a man, very rare,
He is the house's next heir,
Mrs Bennet wants her house forever and says,
"Lizzie, I insist you on marrying him, there!"

Lizzie says no, and Mrs Bennet is upset,
Collins goes away and marries another lady he met.
"Oh Mr Collins!" cries Mrs Bennet,
"Lizzie would be better, that's what I bet!"

Then the youngest, Lydia, very very wild,
She goes away with Wickham, but she's only a child!
Wickham is a bad thief,
Who's not at all mild.

In the meantime, Darcy loves Lizzie, and she back,
Together those two have nothing they lack,
Jane marries Bingley, and Darcy marries Lizzie,
Together they have a lot of love- a whole stack!

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"A whole stack. " HA. Ha.

(I know. Absolutely and absurdly ridiculous (and I remember laughing while writing it as a 12-or-something-year-old) but I thought it might provide some shallow entertainment for some of you. You're welcome, and have a good day even if 99% of it is schoolwork, as it is in my case.)

11/06/2015

Pride and Prejudice 1995 // Review

How on earth, dear people, do I review this?!!!

I MEAN, HOW?!!!! It's my favouritest movie EVER, to start with. Also, I LOVE IT SO MUCH and it's perfect and OHHH I COULD WATCH IT EVERY DAY. I know, I know, I'm 'another' P&P95 fan. I KNOW. There are loads of those around. Sometimes I wish this movie wasn't so uber-famous and uber-popular, so my jubilations and praises would be more valued, haha.

I think I'll just make a long list of "Things I LOVE about my favourite movie." Because it's the only way I can write this and make my thoughts sound like they are organised.


Things I love about this movie:

*Sits back and starts the long list which will probably not be complete as the things I love about this movie are endless, and I mean, endless.*


1. It's so FRESH. I don't know if you understand what I mean - what I mean is, that it is so... lively and yet also really old-fashioned and historically accurate. The flowers. The teacups. The lace curtains. The light blue spencers. It's just beautiful and fresh and darling and GAHH.

2. The Scenery. People don't often refer to this movie when it comes to amazing scenery, but really, the scenery in this movie, is so underrated. Remember that glorious spot near Pemberly? And remember all the walks Lizzy takes? And the houses? And the English Fields?!!! It's all so gorgeous. Also, the interior designs are such a feast to the eyes. The bluey walls at the Meryton Assembly, the rich painting at Rosings, the light wall-paper at Longbourn. They did such a good job.


3. The costuming. I mean, HELLO. It's perfect. Everyone's wardrobe fits their character to a T, and it's pretty much all pico-bello-Regency-accurate, as far as I know. I love the curry-crunchy-bonnet-outfit Lizzy wears when she goes to Pemberly for the first time. To start with. I also love Maria Lucas' yellow ball-gown with the flower buttons, and Kitty's wink-scene-dress, with the tiny blue pattern. I LOVE IT ALLL. Also, the men's clothing, even, deserve a mention. THE GREEN ONE GUYS. :-)


(Yes, I'm afraid some of them are rather low-cut. (Lydia's 'I want to go to Brighton'-scene-dress *cough*) It's basically the only thing I don't like about this movie. Plus the fact that they talk too much about 'beauty' in episode one. That's all.)

4. The book-accuracy. The movie does an astounding job when it comes to book accuracy. Just, amazing. It's probably the best book-to-movie movie ever made, book-accuracy-wise, I think. (Maybe I'm biased, of course. *snort*) I love it so much for it.


5. It's so engaging. I remember watching this for the first time. I just couldn't believe it - I loved it ridiculously much - I couldn't stop staring at the scene, letting everything drain innnn. There are so much things in here; it's slow and yet racing fast at the same time. There's so much to look at; to listen to. Just wowww.

6. The Lines. And I'm not just talking about the amazing quotes of literature. (Talking about that later - it deserves a paragraph of it's own, y'see.) I'm talking about the way they talk. The Jane-Austen-ism, the 'one-and-twenty' rather than 'twenty-one' - the glorious accents. (I'm British, but I still adore all the UBER-British accents in here. I mean, Lady Catherine's 'preyyyy.')

7. The quotes. It goes without saying, that. I don't know why I said it.


8. The Music. I mean, seriously, that intro-music; it gives me such chilllllls. The Prm-'s. YOU know. And then we have the epic Lady Catherine de Bough song, and the Canon Collins song, and the gorgeous romantic theme played on the grounds of Pemberly. Ohhhh.

9. Elizabeth Bennet. Jennifer Ehle, my goodness, does SUCH an amazing job as Elizabeth. Every time I watch it, I'm in awe. The way she ges about performing all those Jane Austen lines! The way she kind of has those mocking-lights in her eyes - and oh, her sweet little smile to Darcy when she turns the pages for Georgiana! Yes, she looks a bit older than 20 - but she's just perfectly awesome. She's a lady and yet sassy - she's kind and yet snarky. She's just... GAH.

Also, her accent. I mean, one would have never assumed Jennifer Ehle was half American. I mean seriously.


10. Mr Darcy. Poor Mr Darcy. He's so overrated that he's underrated. (Isn't that a clever thing to come up with? I had to make that sentance a little bigger, hahaha.) I agree, all the hype about him - y'know the 'sex symbol'-thing and the 'wet-shirt-scene-craze' (BLEHEEEHHHH) - makes me actually like him less than I would like him without the hype. So, let's push away all the weird-things-people-do-with-poor-Mr-Darcy, and look at him as if we look at him for the first time.

I can say this: Mr Darcy is amazing. Colin Firth does an amazing job. He's not only 'tall and handsome' just like he is in the book, he also does a brilliant job portraying the noble-ness as well as the pride and OH WHEN WE SEE HIS TRUE CHARACTER AT PEMBERLY. That's when I start to love him like crazy. When I see THIS face:


Yes, in the beginning he's very arrogant. I don't like him at all - we aren't supposed to. We look at the movie through Elizabeth's eyes, which, duh, means we're supposed to LOATHE HIM.

Little things I like about Mr Darcy:
- His green coat.
- The way he turns off candles.
- He loves windows.
- His HANDWRITING. Um, not fair.
- His many teensy smiles. (Click here to see them all.)
- His TRUE character. He has an outer shell. Which, yes, is admittedly wooden and robot-like. But the real him isn't. And ohhh, the real him is amazing. I love Mr Darcy, and I'm proud of that. :-)


11. All the Lizzy-Darcy scenes. Not necessarily the ones in the first two episodes (Although those are awesome too. I mean, duh, their dance.) I'm talking more of the ones later on. Especially those at Pemberly. (Gosh, I love Pemberly.)

Some of my favourite Lizzy-Darcy scenes:
- Their dance. "What think you of books?" (Mr Darcy want to talk about BOOKS. Mr Darcy is a bluestocking - he has huge libraries and ohhh, Mr Darcy, can I visit you?)
- Their meeting at Pemberly. Yes, the wet-shirt-hype bothers me. But I never said that I didn't like the wet-shirt-scene. I rather like it. In fact, I love it. "Mr Darcy!" "Miss Bennet!" "Um-er-are your sisters in good health? And your parents?" "Yes, thank you sir, they are all well." "Where are you staying?" "At Lambton Inn." "Ah yesocourse. And - um - are your sisters in good health?"
- The scene in the picture above. I mean LOOK HE HOLDS HER HAND.
- The 'Dearest, Loveliest Elizabeth' scene. BECAUSE OHHH. All the quiet happiness is killing me.


- And of course I love the Wedding scene. I mean, DUH, peoples. Because we get to see Mr Darcy's teeth there, and their sweet kiss and their happy arms interweaving, and them going off in the carriage.
- I also find Mr Darcy's first proposal very epic. Although I feel bad for them both. Very bad.

12. The Wallpaper in Mr Collins' house. I know, I know, very random. VERY random. But still, I rather love it.

Hint, hint, HIIINT
13. All the characters. I won't put a different 'number' before each one, because then we'd end up having a miiiile long list. There are SO many amazing characters in here. I'm not only talking about the 'main' ones such as Mr Bennet (My favourite character in whole show) and Lydia (Julia Sawalha was SO AMAZING) and Mr Bingley (his cuuurls though) - I'm also talking about all the less important ones.

For instance, Maria. She's adorable. And then we have this guy. In our family, we call him the Capital-Capital Man.


I personally think all the actors were splendid. Then, I am biased, but yeah. (Oh yes, the sisters did look a bit too old. Especially Mary. Poor Mary. I have to say, I adore her singing. It's MIGHTY entertaining.)

The only character I never really seem to warm-up to is Jane Bennet. I don't know why (and this might cause controversy in the comment box as I know one of my dear commenters is very fond of Jane's character) - it wasn't really Susanna Harker's performance that troubled me (although I like certain aspects of Rosamund Pike's performance better) - I even think she looked all-right; the beauty standards of that time were very much like Susanna Harker's - the Grecian look was extremely popular, and this Jane Bennet looks very much like a Regency Grecian-inspired Fashion plate. It's just that the 'Awww-everyone's-perfect' thing annoys me a bit sometimes.

Also, this Jane Bennet sometimes seemed to lack in 'sweetness' - and sometimes you can really see that the actress is pregnant.

Still, I love Jane, but she's just not my favourite character, is all.


I have to talk a bit more about Mr Bennet. Benjamin Whitrow just IS Mr Bennet. THE WAY HE SAYS THINGS - it's just not funny how funny and dry and sarcastic and witty it is. The 'I will never see you again scene' is probably my favourite scene in the entire movie. Ohhh, I just love Mr Bennet.

I also love Alison's portrayal of Mrs Bennet - no, she's not very likeable. But Mrs Bennet isn't supposed to be likeable, hello. She's supposed to be annoying and SCREEAAACHY. Also, she's hilarious and I JUST LOVE IT. :-)

Mr Wickham is slimy but yet charming - I can see why Lizzy liked him at first. (Although he kind of looks guilty from the start.) Also, LYDIA. I love Lydia. Her giggles and snorts are seriously contagious. She's stupid, and a reckless flirt, but goodness, Julia Sawalha as Lydia is IMpeccable. (Aside, yes, from the fact that she doesn't exactly look 15.)

Look at all zee clothes.
Then we also have Charlotte Lucas, who, goodness, marries Mr Collins, who, goodness, is absolutely frightful and HILARIOUS in here. Yes, his hair is disgustingly oily and yes, he's vile. But goodness, what a good Mr Collins - his proposal is so creepy and hilarious at the same time; and the way he puts his finger to his mouth when Lady Catherine shushes him.

Oh, and Lady Catherine's perfect in here too. "Obstinate HEADstrong girl! I am most seeeriously displeased." We love to quote her here - Lady Catherine is the favourite character of many of my siblings, including a seven-year-old. Wonder why she charms children? Hmmm....


Caroline Bingley and her sister are disgusting (and don't look at all like their brother) but they really do an amazing job (the actors who play them. Not the characters. *Lydia snort*) I also am endlessly impressed by their fascinating head-pieces. Goodness, it's almost more impressive than the ones they have in Wives and Daughters.

And then we have Kitty, who's one of my favourite characters in the show. I also love her hairstyle and how she SO improves when Lydia buzzes off.


Basically, this movie is my favourite movie of all time.

I adore it to pieces, and I will never tire of it, ever. I watch it every year for my birthday - and that's the best tradition in the world. (In my humble opinion.) I've *only* seen it five times (the last episode six times, because yes, the last episode has the big smile and the kiss and the wedding and the autumn-walk) but I plan to watch it many more times in the future.


Have you seen this? (Don't you dare say no. That would be disastrously shocking, and I would ask for Hill about seventy times, and Oh JANE, my smelling salts - Ring the Bell, Kitty, for HILL!)
Do you love it as much as I?
And... *bites nails*... Do Pride and Prejudice 1995 fans annoy you?
Oh, What are YOUR opinions on Mr Darcy? Do you agree that he's so overrated that he's underrated?

(Oh I forgot to mention how much I love the balls! And the dances! And the elbow gloves. And the hairstyles. Hip, hip, hurrah to the hairstylist.)


THE END

11/02/2015

My Four Favourite Jane Austen Heroes


So. Jane Austen, dear girl, is famous for many things, and one of them - to be sure - are her Very Well-crafted and Very Over-mused Gentlemen. Mr Darcy is the famous one - he get's a place on T-shirts and handbags. Other people cannot stop talking about Mr Knightley or Colonel Brandon. And then everyone talks about Henry Tilney's quotes. Sink me, these gentlemen are famous. They are rich, they are single. We all want them. We all have our favourites. :-)

I will start with my all-time favourite (you may guess who THAT will be. I'm sure you all have NO idea.) Here are my favourite Jane Austen heroes, people. I have four. Four favourites.

#1. Mr Knightley
Yep. I like this.
This is possibly my favourite gif in the entire entire entire world. It's PERFECT. Ahoswjcjsqslkjercom. Just stare at it for several times and drown in the perfectness everyone. (He's like,'Peh! Peh! Emma! How can't you see you're being stupid?!')
Haha. Mr Knightley is right, as always. :-P (Poor Emma. How horrible it must be to be proved wrong continually.) I love how these two just SAY what they think. They're hilarious.
I looove that he comes to Emma's house and does his 'work' there. It's like his second home. And doesn't he look handsome when he writes? (He does.) (I love his green suit. :-D)
His fist. Goodness, this makes me laugh. It shouldn't. (Just the way he tries so DESPERATELY to make Emma grow up.)
Perfect. Again. (Also, his green suit again. I really like that one.)
Even his scowls are perfect.
Haha! This gif makes me laugh so much. His reaction. :-P
Awww.
Look at his BOOOOTS
I've decided that this is the best pin I have ever pinned

Where. To. Start.

I love Mr Knightley very much. In fact, he's not only my favourite Austen hero, he's also just MY FAVOURITE HERO EVER. In general. Of course, I am talking of Johnny Lee Miller's portrayal of him. Just in case you hadn't gathered that, haha. I have talked about Mr Knightley many times, so I won't go through it all again. I'll just say that he's my favourite. He's kind, he's funny, he's sensible, he's good. I want to marry a guy like him.

I once did a whole "Why Mr Knightley is the best" post. You should read it. HERE. :-D

Also, HIS SCOWLS ARE PERFECT. And so are ALL his quotes. AND OH HIS LINE, "If I loved you less I might be able to talk about it more." Goodness, I must watch this movie again.


#2. Edward Ferras

I'm going to mention it again, I know I will, but ohhh, his smile.
Yes, the hair needs some work. But for the rest...
He's so adorably awkward.
But he's not so awkward that he can't finish his sentances.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Awwww agaaaaain.
I love how he's so good with children. :-D He was just BORN to be Margaret's older brother, RIGHT?!!!
MY FAVOURITE GIF OF HIIIIM
He's pretty darn adorable.
*Everyone cries*¨SNIFFLES ALORE. LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THEY ARE.
I liked Edward Ferras in the Emma Thompson version, but I thought he was too shy and hesitant  and WAYYYY to awkward. Edward is supposed to be shy and slightly awkward, but not THAT awkward. I like it when men know more what they want - the Edward Ferras in the 1995 version was a bit too - um - I - UM - yes - I - um - indeed - *cough* - I - I - um - yes - Hesitant.

But then I saw the 2008 Sense and Sensibility version, with no-one else than Dan Stevens (my favourite male actor, by the way - not that that helped, haha) as Edward, and OHHH YES. HE HAS BECOME ONE OF MY FAVOURITES.

He's such a dear. He's so scrumptiously sweet and adorable and kind. Also, the smile Dan Stevens gives him - is PERFECT. (Plus also, the blue eyes.) My only complain about this Edward is that he urgently needs a hair-cut. I remember squealing about him in my S&S08 review I wrote ages ago. :-)


#3. Mr Darcy
He has my favourite eye twinkle in the entire world.
I like it when they write. :-)
Right, he doesn't smile broadly. But he DOES smile. :-)
The priceless 'What' scene. :-)
I DO like this quote. I never gets old. (Well, it IS old, but y'know what I mean.)
My favourite Mr Darcy scene.
Haha. :-)
Sink Meh! The cravats!
The reason why I don't like Mr Darcy is because of the hype. You know, the whole 'wet-shirt' business (UGH IT DRIVES ME SO INSANE). I'm not head-over-heels agoo about Mr Darcy, not like I am about Mr Knightley and Dan Steven's Edward Ferras, anyway.

But yet. He's just AWESOME. He's noble. He's a bit harsh sometimes (in the beginning especially) but he's such a teddy-bear and a darling inside. And his little smiles make my heart melt. He goes to London to sort the whole Wickham-business out; and ohhh, when we see his real character at Pemberlyyyyy.

I love Mr Darcy, but not in the yelling-way so many people do. But I do love him. :-)


#4 Mr Tilney
He's very charming.
Awwww.
That JJField actor is very handsome. Juuuust pointing something obviously obvious out.
The griiiin!
Not my favourite scene, but I like the picture. :-)
"Now we may give one smirk, and then we can be rational again." I LOVE THIS SMIRK. I LOVE HIS SMIRK. Best gif eveeeeer. (Says Naomi for the second time in this post.)
I love it when he climbs the tree.
Awww. Again.
I know some people who don't like Henry Tilney, but - sorry guys - I'm going to go right out and SAY it. Henry Tilney is one of my favourite heroes EVER. I considered putting him on the third place; even on the second - it feels unfair, actually, to put him on the fourth place. IT'S SO HARD TO CATEGORISE THESE MEN. :-D (I couldn't put Mr Darcy last, though. He won't allow me.)

Anyway. About Mr Tilney. He's so witty and cheerful and charming. I love it when he teases - I want to be teased by him. :-P He's also such a dear; and he has the beautifullest smirk and the charming-est eye-twinkle, as well as such a good heart. I can SO see him as the best father ever. Also, He Wears Regency Extremely Well. (J J Field, that is.)

Mr Tilney reminds me a bit of Elizabeth Bennet, actually. But then in man-form. Very well-spoken, and a little snarky. :-)

Who's your favourite Jane Austen hero?
Is he on this list?
Also, this post. It has nice pictures, huh? :-D