Showing posts with label Northanger Abbey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Northanger Abbey. Show all posts

6/29/2017

If Period Drama Characters had Internet Bios #6


NORTHANGER ABBEY

@catherine.moorland. I'm a girl with a big future; stop being online and read books or go dance!
@Mr_and_Mrs_Moorland proud of all our children; some of them are almost goodlooking!
@Henry_Tilney I smirk to relieve any tension, it always works.
@Eleanor_Tilney Reading is a beautiful escape to a world that can be scary and unjust.
@GeneralTilney Northanger Abbey is my home and my standard. My home, my rules!
@LOL_ISABELLA yooooo lol i'm here for the fun. i love creepy movies and books and fashion 👗sub4sub
@JOHN_Thorpe220 Love a good party and hott girls. Follow me and I'll follow u back. YOLO.
@james.moorland. I love @LOL_ISABELLA a lot!
@Frederick_Tilney The only Tilney sibling that knows how to have fun. #savage
@MrAllen i enjoy being a good uncle with money to spare.
@Mrs_Allen UNDERSTANDING MUSLIN IS A GOOD QUALITY TO POSSESS.


SAVING MR BANKS

@Mrs_Travers If you call me Pam or ruin my books with cartoon penguins, I will block you.
@Call_Me_Walt! The official account of Walt Disney. There is magic in everything if you are a child at heart. #ohyeah
@TraversGoff I love pears. I love my girls. I love life! #yolo #swishswishswish 🍺
@MargaretGoff pretty tired mom of three daughters. need help.
@ginty Daddy helped me get this account! We're an aussie family going to a castle!
@Ralphthecardriver Hi, I'm @Mrs_Travers' official taxi driver. I love sunshine and my daughter Jane.
@Don_DaGradi I'm a filmmaker. I hope. (How do you make a movie without the colour red?!)
@Robert_Sherman I have the cane, and was the one that made up the word constable.
@Richard_Sherman 🎹 music is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 🎹
@The_Sherman_Brothers official account of two music-loving brothers
@Dolly_disneystaff 💕🍰👩 i love hairspray and jelly treats and making ppl happy!


WIVES AND DAUGHTERS

@Molly_gibson I love poetry, nature books, wasp nests, interesting letters, and helping people.
@Roger_Hamely In Africa with bugs and mosquitoes, but left my heart in England.
@thatgirl_Cynthia i don't care. i just want to be free ok, is that too much to ask? its just how i am ok
@Mrs_GIBSON 🌸Engagements are engagements! 🌼 Grapes are for hairs! 💟Daughters are for heirs! #so 🍇
@Doctorgibson I love goosies. And cheese. DM me privately if you know more info about Osborne's illness
@OsborneHamely Poet. Plz buy my poems. #tbt to the time when I was in Mons.
@SQUIREHAMELY I didn't say Roger is better, but one of my sons is, and it's not Osborne. #ihavetwosons
@Mrs_hamely I love my sons and poetry. I dislike disappointments.
@thatboy_Preston hey girl, we can meet up in woods. You know who you are. #taken #forcinglove
@Aimee_G mon amour, il revient toujours, ma cher Osborne.
@lady_harriet_cumnor I have an impeccable taste in friends, hairstyles, and matchmaking. FYI.
@Lady_CUMNOR Qwite fwankly I do not know what all the tewwible fuss is about instagwam.
@Lord_Cumnor bad at maths but still have a jolly time
@iampheobe oooohhh this is exciting isnt it being online lol! I do love being able to follow people
@I_am_Sally The more mature sister. A little bird tells me interesting things. I'll leave it at that.
@BIGFATGOSSIPLADY You know who I am. I have some RIVITING NEWS ABOUT MOL-you-know-who!
@GOSSIPMAN I saw two ppl passing notes in woods. DM me and I'll give more info. 😉
@RedheadCoxe I love molly cynthia so much plz plz plz make my dream come true oh plz

11/04/2015

10 Favourite JA dresses

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The Jane Austen movie have the PRETTIEST gowns. They're generally not too fussy, as the Regency style/pattern was a more simple one. (I mean, you know, no endless hoops or furbelows like the ladies wore in other time periods. I love those too, by the way.) Here, dear people, are my ten favourite. And ohhhh, choosing where which one will go in the list is going to be HARD. But I'll try. :-)

(Most of these are going to be from Emma Woodhouse in the 2009 wardrobe, just warning. I'm very much in love with her entire wardrobe. :-/)

#10 - Elizabeth Bennet's gold sprigged dress
Elizabeth's whole wardrobe is entirely simplistically gorgeous and naturally elegant. I'm the most in love with her blue spencer (I mean, it's seriously the most beautiful spencer in the entire world - go click here) but as that's not a dress, it cannot appear on this list. One of my favourite of Elizabeth's dresses is this one. I love the goldish-brownish design, and the fresh white-ness. It's just scrumptioussss.

#9. Catherine Moorland's light blue/white dress
I actually am not crazy about Catherine's wardrobe in general, but this one is just adorable. And the neckline is not atrociously low, which is nice, you know. I love it - it captures Cathy's youthful-ness and innocence very well. :-) (There, wasn't that a clever thing to say?)

#8. Maria Lucas' yellow dress
I know Maria Lucas isn't one of the main characters in Pride and Prejudice, but I've always noticed and completely LOOOOVED her yellow dress. The bell-like sleeves, the buttons in the shape of flowers... it's just so adorable and angelic. She wears it at the Netherfield Ball (where she gets to hold Mr Darcy's hand during a dance - lucky girl) and several times at Rosings.

#7. Emma Woodhouse's Christmas dress
Okay, maybe it's just me being in a disastrous Christmas mood already, but this dress of Emma's is absoblumelutely adorable. We don't see her wearing it enough, but from what I've seen, I think it's made from a kind of velvet-y material - maybe not, but it looks kind of velvet. And I LOVE Velvet. I personally think the sash is a bit too large, but for the rest this dress is VERY Naomi-Approved.

#6. Kitty Bennet's blue patterned dress
I don't know why I love this dress of Kitty's so much - it's very simple. Maybe it's the little tiny puffs at the top of the sleeve, or the tiny blue dots. I just love it so much.

#5. Emma's pink afternoon dress
AHH. EMMA'S WARDROBE. It was agony choosing 'at least four', I tell you. But this pink inside-the-house dress definitely deserved a place on the list. I mean, look. It's gorgeous and yet it looks super comfortable too. I actually (shockingly) love Mrs Elton's outfit in this scene too. Yes, it's over-trimmed, but it's really surprisingly gorgeous (or it would be, if someone else wore it) - look at her bonnet. 

#4. Isabella's yellow dress
Okay, most of Isabella's gowns aren't my favourite ones. They generally tend to scream: "FLIRT" - you know what I mean. But this yellow one; I mean, it's SO pretty. And it suits her so well and OH I WANT IT THANKS. (Ahhhh, look how it flows... and the perfect puffy sleeves. Looook.)

#3. Marianne's peach cross-over dress
Marianne wears peach SO. DARN. WELL. (My favourite outfit of hers is the one with the peach pelisse and the peach hat with the ostrich feathers. As this isn't a 'dress', I cannot add it into my list, but I have to give you a LINK to it. Because it's gorgeous.) Anyway, this dress - I LOVE IT. I love the cross-over pattern and the gold-y peachy-ness. It's so elegant and simple and golden... Ahhh, I really like it a LOT. :-)

#2. Emma's orange flowered dress
This dresssssss. Wow, guys, it's AMAZING. It's really Autumn-y, with the rusty tones and the burnt-orange, and the peachy flowers.... GAHH. Someone sew this for meeee.

#1. Emma's pink ball gown
AND NOWWW. MY FAVOURITE DRESS. I have mentioned this dress many times before, I know I have - but that won't make me stop right now. (Sorry if you just got your hopes up, haha.) In the 'behind the scenes' of Emma 2009, the costume designer (forgot her name. Or maybe his name. I can't even remember if it was a man or a woman. Probably a woman, because that's more typical.) said that this dress has loads of thin layers to create a shimmery, elegant effect. Well, that's just why I love this dress - it's the shimmery party-ness - and ohhh, it's pink and sparklyyyyy.

I LOVE IT. :-)

What are some of your favourite Jane Austen Movie dresses?

Oh, and I WOULD have added this dress, but I didn't because it's not really in a JA movie, and us Janeites aren't completely happy with this movie (because Jane Austen never eloped and she does in the movie, and that makes us angry.) But anyway: I LOVE THIS DRESS TOO. Like, I love it like crazy and I'm completely in love with it.

Oh, and I mentioned the word 'love' seventeen times in this post. We are all surprised.

11/03/2015

Northanger Abbey 2007 // Review


I LOVE THIS MOVIE.

I'm actually studying this novel for English Literature this year - I will be doing an exam on it, and all that official jazz - so these last months I've pretty much been in an everything Northanger Abbey mood. I re-watched the movie, of course. The movie's a jem. It's twinkly. It's sassy. It's charming. It's adorable. And I recommend it. :-)

Of course, it has it's faults. Also, Catherine Moorland annoys me slightly (more on her later). And also, why did they add all those weird dream-scenes? So unnecessary.


So, the story is about a seventeen-year-old girl. Young, 'almost pretty', and innocent. We follow her childhood in several minutes, seeing her baptism (don't you feel sorry for the baby who 'acted' Catherine? Next time you watch it, just look at the poor dears shocked face when the water splashes on her face. You'll feel so bad.) and then seeing her change into a teenager while playing tag with her siblings who never grow. (If you've seen this movie more than once you'll probably know what I'm talking about. Haha.)

We hear that she loves reading. Her mother says she reads 'too much.' But we ALLL know there is no such thing as reading too much. Not even if the books are all about gothic vampires and damsels in white dresses and heros in dark nights rescuing the damsels from said vampires and ghosts and murderers.


YOU probably might be asking me; Naomi, why did you mention in the beginning of this blog post, 'Catherine Moorland annoys me a little'? Because - pardon me for saying so; no offence and all thaat - she sounds a mighty lot like you. Loves reading. Believes there is no such thing as 'too much reading'. Young. A Teen. Part of a large family. No romantic experiences (yet).

Why, Naomi, you all say, you practically ARE Catherine Moorland.

Ahhhhem.

Um, this is REALLY not how families take walks.
Well, for those up-mentioned reasons, I love my dear little Catherine. She's very darling, very innocent, and, yes, admittedly in many ways very similar to yours truly over here. (No, I did not just say that I was a darling. Haha.)

But - dare I say it? - Catherine can be rather... um, silly. Well, she CAN be. Mrs Radcliffes novels did seem to turn her brain inside out, somewhat. She's very naive and... well, silly, in some aspects. I roll my eyes at her sometimes (not that that says much, for I roll my eyes at many-a-people.) For instance, she's rather gullible, and she often lets other people take the rules.

But she's not a doormat or anything like that. She does say what she thinks, and she can tease back and reply wittily. She's not silly silly. She's just not super super brilliant in the brain, is all. But she's still delightful and I do love her. :-) Just, the obvious no-Catherine-ness annoys me now and then. That's all. :-)


Anyways. I've talked about Catherine Moorland, back to the story.

So her Uncle and Aunt Allan propose her to come to Bath for a visit. After all, she's seventeen and must start having her share of balls and hello's-to-society's. T'must be done, you see, quite important. It's all very exciting, and Catherine goes off, with a book in her hand. (The movie annoyingly makes the journey very exciting because Catherine's imagination imagines the carriage to be attacked by robbers. But it's just her imagination getting the better of her. Mrs Allan's faint is hilarious, though. Someone, gif it.)

Aunt Allan is the aunt of everyone's dream, because she goes and buys stacks of new frocks and bonnets and pelisses and whatnot for Catherine the next day. Seriously, I Want to be Catherine. Which girl doesn't?!! To be brought to Bath, to go to balls, to receive a new wardrobe?!!


Catherine meets several people. I'm going to talk about my favourite last, because yes, SAVE THE TREATS. :-D

Isabella - humph - she actually drives me nuts. Not only because her dresses are scooped SO disastrously low (argh) but also because she's flighty and impossible. I like Carey Mulligan's performance, though, she does an excellent job. Carey Mulligan looks very good in Regency, and she has the most adorable dimple ever.

Then we have John Thorpe, who's - pardon me - a humbug. That's all I'm going to say. :-D


And then we have HENRY TILNEY.

I know, I've talked about him before. But I must again. Henry Tilney is one of my favourite heroes ever. He's so cheerful, so funny, he teases, he has such a TWINKLE. And I really want to see him preach - I always forget he's a clergyman. Also, he's SO HANDSOME. And he's sensible. AND kind.

BASICALLY YES. :-D


And, say whatever you want to say, he can give a smirk like NO-one else can. And also, oh, I forgot to say - He understands MUSLIN. So of course he's great.

(It's so hilarious how Mrs Allen is so impressed about his 'understanding of muslin.' "And Mr Allen can't even tell my gowns apart!")

And then we also have Elinor Tilney, Henry's lovely sister. She's so sweet - although that long flat bonnet of hers (the almost-see-through-one) is pretty ghastly. One of my favourite bits in the movie is when Henry Tilney comes with three drinks - one for Elinor, one for Catherine, and one for himself - and by the time he's back, Isabella has gone and grabbed Catherine. This pretty much describes the relationship between the Tilney's and the Thorpes haha.


I think Jane Austen must have had a lot of fun writing this novel. It's all very jovial and adorable. Witty hero, jazzy conversations, noisy ball-rooms, sparkling story. I love it, and I think this movie does the book a very good credit.

There are some weird/annoying scenes concerning Catherine's dreams, and one scene between the oldest Tilney brother and Isabella (I skipped it - so I have no idea what they actually show.)


Some other things I love about this movie:

1. When Henry Tilney talks about what Catherine will write in her diary. I LOVE LOVE LOVE THAT BIT SO MUCH. Seriously, when I reach that bit in the book, I re-read it about five times because I think it's so adorable and funny and cute. :-D
2. When Henry Tilney climbs the tree.
3. When Mrs Allen and Catherine and the servants all line up with hatboxes and boxes and more boxes. I love that shot of them all walking down Bath.
4. I want to visit Bath again. I visited it once when I was very little (so that doesn't count) but I HAVE TO GO AGAIN. And visit the Assembly rooms and everything. Ohhhhhh. *Squeals and moans to dad like Lydia Bennet.*
5. Some of Catherine's dresses are really cute. I actually don't really like her first ball-dress - I think the cut is very weird around the top. But her blue pelisse and some of her other dresses are adorable.
6. Northanger Abbey is SO gorgeous.


7. I love that we get a view of Catherine and Henry married and with a baby. I LOVE THAT. And we also see Elinor all finally happy. AWWW. Happiness alore, people. That's what I love about Jane Austen - always those gorgeous happy endings.
8. The conversation between Catherine and Henry on their way to Northanger Abbey. I just loves it.
9. Henry's CLOTHES.
10. I love it when the Father Tilney ships it. :-D (Not for the right reasons, I know, but still. It's funny. And also, I'm laughing meanly at the end, when we see him walking all miserable in the gardens of Northanger Abbey. Mwhahaha.)
11. "But you can see the house from the window!" "Sssh. Mr Tilney, I'm sure Catherine would be delighted to show you."
People who've seen this movie know what I'm quoting. :-D


I both dislike and love the rubbing-mud-off-the-cheek scene. I don't really know what I think of it. It's definitely cute though. I was aww-ing. But it's also awkward. Like the kiss. That was also cute and awkward. :-)

Have you see this movie?
Do you like it?

And a question for Jessica and Rosie: Even though Henry Tilney isn't your favourite, do you want to watch this movie? And do you think Henry Tilney is handsome? (Sorry, couldn't resist asking. Hahaha.)

11/02/2015

My Four Favourite Jane Austen Heroes


So. Jane Austen, dear girl, is famous for many things, and one of them - to be sure - are her Very Well-crafted and Very Over-mused Gentlemen. Mr Darcy is the famous one - he get's a place on T-shirts and handbags. Other people cannot stop talking about Mr Knightley or Colonel Brandon. And then everyone talks about Henry Tilney's quotes. Sink me, these gentlemen are famous. They are rich, they are single. We all want them. We all have our favourites. :-)

I will start with my all-time favourite (you may guess who THAT will be. I'm sure you all have NO idea.) Here are my favourite Jane Austen heroes, people. I have four. Four favourites.

#1. Mr Knightley
Yep. I like this.
This is possibly my favourite gif in the entire entire entire world. It's PERFECT. Ahoswjcjsqslkjercom. Just stare at it for several times and drown in the perfectness everyone. (He's like,'Peh! Peh! Emma! How can't you see you're being stupid?!')
Haha. Mr Knightley is right, as always. :-P (Poor Emma. How horrible it must be to be proved wrong continually.) I love how these two just SAY what they think. They're hilarious.
I looove that he comes to Emma's house and does his 'work' there. It's like his second home. And doesn't he look handsome when he writes? (He does.) (I love his green suit. :-D)
His fist. Goodness, this makes me laugh. It shouldn't. (Just the way he tries so DESPERATELY to make Emma grow up.)
Perfect. Again. (Also, his green suit again. I really like that one.)
Even his scowls are perfect.
Haha! This gif makes me laugh so much. His reaction. :-P
Awww.
Look at his BOOOOTS
I've decided that this is the best pin I have ever pinned

Where. To. Start.

I love Mr Knightley very much. In fact, he's not only my favourite Austen hero, he's also just MY FAVOURITE HERO EVER. In general. Of course, I am talking of Johnny Lee Miller's portrayal of him. Just in case you hadn't gathered that, haha. I have talked about Mr Knightley many times, so I won't go through it all again. I'll just say that he's my favourite. He's kind, he's funny, he's sensible, he's good. I want to marry a guy like him.

I once did a whole "Why Mr Knightley is the best" post. You should read it. HERE. :-D

Also, HIS SCOWLS ARE PERFECT. And so are ALL his quotes. AND OH HIS LINE, "If I loved you less I might be able to talk about it more." Goodness, I must watch this movie again.


#2. Edward Ferras

I'm going to mention it again, I know I will, but ohhh, his smile.
Yes, the hair needs some work. But for the rest...
He's so adorably awkward.
But he's not so awkward that he can't finish his sentances.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Awwww agaaaaain.
I love how he's so good with children. :-D He was just BORN to be Margaret's older brother, RIGHT?!!!
MY FAVOURITE GIF OF HIIIIM
He's pretty darn adorable.
*Everyone cries*¨SNIFFLES ALORE. LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THEY ARE.
I liked Edward Ferras in the Emma Thompson version, but I thought he was too shy and hesitant  and WAYYYY to awkward. Edward is supposed to be shy and slightly awkward, but not THAT awkward. I like it when men know more what they want - the Edward Ferras in the 1995 version was a bit too - um - I - UM - yes - I - um - indeed - *cough* - I - I - um - yes - Hesitant.

But then I saw the 2008 Sense and Sensibility version, with no-one else than Dan Stevens (my favourite male actor, by the way - not that that helped, haha) as Edward, and OHHH YES. HE HAS BECOME ONE OF MY FAVOURITES.

He's such a dear. He's so scrumptiously sweet and adorable and kind. Also, the smile Dan Stevens gives him - is PERFECT. (Plus also, the blue eyes.) My only complain about this Edward is that he urgently needs a hair-cut. I remember squealing about him in my S&S08 review I wrote ages ago. :-)


#3. Mr Darcy
He has my favourite eye twinkle in the entire world.
I like it when they write. :-)
Right, he doesn't smile broadly. But he DOES smile. :-)
The priceless 'What' scene. :-)
I DO like this quote. I never gets old. (Well, it IS old, but y'know what I mean.)
My favourite Mr Darcy scene.
Haha. :-)
Sink Meh! The cravats!
The reason why I don't like Mr Darcy is because of the hype. You know, the whole 'wet-shirt' business (UGH IT DRIVES ME SO INSANE). I'm not head-over-heels agoo about Mr Darcy, not like I am about Mr Knightley and Dan Steven's Edward Ferras, anyway.

But yet. He's just AWESOME. He's noble. He's a bit harsh sometimes (in the beginning especially) but he's such a teddy-bear and a darling inside. And his little smiles make my heart melt. He goes to London to sort the whole Wickham-business out; and ohhh, when we see his real character at Pemberlyyyyy.

I love Mr Darcy, but not in the yelling-way so many people do. But I do love him. :-)


#4 Mr Tilney
He's very charming.
Awwww.
That JJField actor is very handsome. Juuuust pointing something obviously obvious out.
The griiiin!
Not my favourite scene, but I like the picture. :-)
"Now we may give one smirk, and then we can be rational again." I LOVE THIS SMIRK. I LOVE HIS SMIRK. Best gif eveeeeer. (Says Naomi for the second time in this post.)
I love it when he climbs the tree.
Awww. Again.
I know some people who don't like Henry Tilney, but - sorry guys - I'm going to go right out and SAY it. Henry Tilney is one of my favourite heroes EVER. I considered putting him on the third place; even on the second - it feels unfair, actually, to put him on the fourth place. IT'S SO HARD TO CATEGORISE THESE MEN. :-D (I couldn't put Mr Darcy last, though. He won't allow me.)

Anyway. About Mr Tilney. He's so witty and cheerful and charming. I love it when he teases - I want to be teased by him. :-P He's also such a dear; and he has the beautifullest smirk and the charming-est eye-twinkle, as well as such a good heart. I can SO see him as the best father ever. Also, He Wears Regency Extremely Well. (J J Field, that is.)

Mr Tilney reminds me a bit of Elizabeth Bennet, actually. But then in man-form. Very well-spoken, and a little snarky. :-)

Who's your favourite Jane Austen hero?
Is he on this list?
Also, this post. It has nice pictures, huh? :-D