I had a GENIUS idea the other night.
What if there was a CHUMMY voice on the gps? (You know, the map-thing with the voice people have in their cars. The Tom-tom. The gps. Whatever you call it.) I mean, it would be SO much more fun, if you had the directions directed by Chummy! It would be "I say, old sport, do turn right" instead of the boring, "After 100 metres, turn right." And, "If you would be so kind as to (*small breath*) take the second route on the following round-about, that would be tickety-boo" instead of, "Take the second road on the roundabout." And, "I say old bean, you've done it. Jolly well done," instead of the husky computer voice telling you that "You've reached your destination."
A Jeeves voice would be hilarious too. "Turn left, sir." "Take the exit, sir." "Thank you, sir."
Somebody make these. SOMEBODY PLEASE; hire Miranda Hart and make. it. happen. It would make car journeys so much fun.
Anyway, that was my short little post in which I make a genius wish. Now, goodbye mates. Be good. Embrace the awkward. Laugh when you attempt a ballet pose and then end up flat face-down on the kitchen floor. (True story. Happened yesterday. Shush.) Listen to good songs. But they are allowed to be stupid; but good kind of stupid. Also, be really, really, really friendly today - it's good to be really, really, really friendly. I know and God knows I need to work on that, so I'm going to try my hardest today and this week. You with me?
(Wow, I got unnecessarily deep. This was just supposed to be a short little post in which I make a Genius wish, remember?)